Saturday, May 8, 2010

The Most Obvious Point

Hello, Catholics. We are once again being asked to forgive your church. Nope. Sorry. Thanks to your earthly creator, Saint Paul (who exhibited perhaps 134 symptoms of being a latent homosexual), you have designed a religion that forbids female clergy and puts male clergy on a full-time stoppage of their most natural bodily function (the longest continuous case of blue-balls known to mankind).And you are surprised that this leads to trouble. Do us all a favor; allow your priests to fornicate like natural human beings. Get a clue. You are the sponsors and encouragers of child rapists, including your infallible Pope. You ought to all be in prison. But make this change and we will take it easy on you.

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